Last week I won a prestigious American Red Cross, Centennial Chapter award. That’s right, I was crowned the Spreadsheet King, and I even got my own sword. This unexpected honor completely erases the pain caused by my parents skipping my graduation!
My plaque reads: If you need it, he will workbook it. He is the king of spreadsheets, formulas, cells, rows and columns. He’ll polish your data and then chart it so you can understand it. You’re the BEST!